I’m a litigator. Sometimes I’ll do oral argument before the Court and think, “shit, that felt like rambling. I bet I sounded so dumb. I must do better next time.” And then I get the transcript back and I’ve spoken eloquently throughout it. Comparatively, I imagine Palin is like “nailed it” after a speech and then…

Those aren’t real people.

i totally get that vibe too! could never perfectly articulate it though. bless you, kind wordsmith.

Glue trap and stomp. Literally nothing else has ever worked for me.

“You can say you support feminism. But don’t say you’re an actual feminist.”

Banner year.

Trump third party run...a consumation devoutly to be wished

I cannot even begin to conceive of this level of greed when using a public library. It’s already free! What the hell more do you want?

Hey, some of us like wading through an ocean of rubbery mozzarella. It's like a bouncy-ball pit for your teeth.