Does that nose look a little uuuuuuh... broken?

You and I are living similar lives.

I mean, except for almost everyone else, he does have it the worst.

I’m sorry for your struggle, I can't think of anyone who has it worse.

I have never called 911. I’m actually very very much afraid of calling 911 because doing so is a big statement of declaring an emergency and I’ve never been sure enough to make the call. There’s been only twice in my life I should have called, and that’s when my mom was driving me around very very drunk and once when…

The best chicken wings in Chicago are Korean wings from a place called Dak. 

I meant from my fellow liberals, I was disappointed to see how little attention this has gotten from them

Donald Trump Jr. tweeted at Elizabeth Warren today that she should name her new dog Sniffing Bull. It’s blatantly racist and I don’t understand why no ones picking it up. Calling her Pocahontas, which the Trump’s have done for years now, is also blatantly racist. Trump even brought it up unprompted because he was in a…

No problem! It honestly kind of reminds me of the end of the Lorax, where he picks himself up from behind and floats away.

Ooh nice, needs more stars

Since you’ve been ungreyed already, let me give you a nice ol’ fuck you.

I don’t know the character, but I’ve seen in a lot of comics that powerful telekinetics can use their power to kind of pick themselves up. In that case flight is kind of an application of her primary power.

Uuuuuum no it's really really not.

Anyone have a source for what the hell he’s talking about with the nun having to give an abortion? No one has to perform an abortion, if it’s a “Do the abortion or be fired” type thing then you can choose not to do the procedure. No one will lock up a nun for not doing the procedure but you can’t have an expectation…

It’s great the guy didn’t start firing, I have no doubt in my mind the guy would have thought himself justified to shoot some people. These fuckers feel so emboldened right now and I long for the day when we can banish these fuckers and their beliefs from decent society again.

The whole”state’s rights” thing has been a clever deflection for years, so let me ask you this. The Civil War was about a state’s right to have... What?

And I’m not trying to say that the staging detracts from the show, it’s almost like “We know you know how reality TV works, no secrets here, enjoy!”

I derive a ton of joy from this show

Oh constantly, I need to learn impulse control

I binged watched Queer Eye because I love how totally fake it is, and I see all these Machiavellian maneuvers the cast secretly employs in the war for who will have a career after this show.