NO. It wasn’t clever when they wrote the quests in the first place, as the “humor” was *ALWAYS* applying to the lowest common denominator. 

The first Cloverfield was so incredibly stupid that it set a bar so low that it took actual effort for films like “skyline” to go under it. I wonder how bad this one will be...

You know, the wonderful thing about Guillotines is that they are a remarkably simple technology. Easy to build, easy to use, easy to clean.

Wait, I’m stuck on something here...

How could you make Seinfeld less funny? I mean 50% of 0 is still 0.

Blah. Because of course this issue matters to the repugnantcants.

But Rudy already has a job.

I would like to point out that Brigham Young himself *owned* at least one distillery and sold the products of it. Given the historical precedent, I’m not sure you should knock a halo off for owning a tequila company or two...

I live in the seattle area... and when I am desperate for a bookstore trip I will fucking DRIVE for 4 hours to go to Powell’s. It’s the best. There’s no other bookstore quite like it, and nothing in the greater seattle area even comes close to comparing.

Of all the reasons to hate amazon, the deaths of all the local,…

I grew up in a different state, and that state’s schools started last week. My experience where I live now is that everyone starts after labor day - but stays in school until early June (When my internal clock says mid-may is correct).

A couple years ago, the snow days were so intense that the makeup time required…

Living in one of those weird states where school doesn’t start till September, my kids aren’t in school yet. My teenager will be doing the full online school thing through the district thing this year, but my younger one was not doing well with remote kindergarten.

So my ex wife and I decided that, since I have the…

Just to echo the rest of the commentators:

It’s fucking terrible. It was bad on gizmodo, and it’s bad here, and JFC why take something that works and turn it into something that is shit? Newer is NOT always better.

Or is this a herbal remedy to a problem that doesn’t exist?

so Ash.. um...

Did you miss the end credits scene? because...

> I want—meaning, I demand—to see him fly

In which king discusses his favorite far side strip:

I’ve found that, as I get older, I drift further and further from super-violent games in general. In my late teens and early 20s, I relished serious fps play. Unreal Tournament, Medal of Honor:Allied Assault, and even earlier... Doom.. were all mainstays at the LAN parties I would go to. It was great.

At some point in…

Ash,
As a lifelong DND player... since 1988... I’m absolutely thrilled that Wizards is finally willing to take these steps.

I think it might be relevant to discuss how the depiction of Orcs is strongly based on Tolkien’s depictions, which are themselves rooted in racism.

Hmm. I guess fantasy, as a genre, has a serious…

That’s AL. Al is on my island. Al does.. creeper things. I really wish I could kick him off the island, because he’s clearly making Diva (the frog) pretty uncomfortable.

Of course he’s not naked. That’s silly.

that’s just fishing for stars. 

clearly the head must be the least-skilled hanzo main in the group.

I was really happy that scarlemane actually turned out to be a Mute. I just couldn’t have handled a “the humans are all the real bad guys” narrative in this series - there’s plenty of bad guy to go around.