I can dig it.

That would allow for some sweet Jumbo-tron intros.

Recommended replacement:

It’s just like that time I applied to be a doctor at a hospital in Seattle and they turned me down. I mean, someone else could do all of the surgery & diagnosing stuff. I just want to date other cute doctor’s like on Grey’s Anatomy. I really don’t see the problem.

They told me that having seen Event Horizon several times does not qualify me to do ‘all that space shit’.

I didn't know that Abigail Fisher had changed her name.

That reminds me, I’ve gotta get cracking on my lawsuit against NASA.

Pff he’s not even famous and should be happy Beyonce use his work.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B010CCL8EC/…

It’s time for the NFLPA to really push for marijuana. This is fucking ridiculous. Let these dudes smoke weed, all of the weed.

Let’s face it - Michelle Obama is the coolest First Lady in the history of first ladies. #oftenimitated #neverduplicated #notevenclose

I’m not sure she thinks that women who aren’t models have rights?

This whole election is so weird, and unlike any I can remember. When McCain was running against Obama, I was actually considering McCain. Like, I am typically democrat, but he had some interesting qualifications and I felt like Obama was a little green. Then, he chose Sarah Palin as his running mate. That made it…

The reason is that the attack in Nice would push the veep announcement to the bottom of the front page and Trumplestiltskin cannot be having that

These four could single handedly bring about change. By refusing to play.

I can’t believe a corporate entity allowed this to not only air, but to lead off their big, self-congratulatory show piece and wash away the fantasy that sports exist in a compartment separate from the rest of society.

It was a powerful message and brought tears to my eyes.