You know, we need more vague in our country, lots of great vague, we’re going to have the greatest vague and really vague the spirits of the Mexicans and the blacks. Vague even the gays. We’re going to have the best vague of any country in the country.

2 African Americans, a Latina, a Jewish woman, and a white woman. Super pumped about the diversity of this group. There’s no way they won’t win all of the medals.

This is the most beautifully diverse team yet.

No one needs guns. No one needs guns. No one needs guns.

You mean the reporting that Gawker is doing right now?

As fair and inclusive as Mr. Obama crafted this speech to be, ever the unifier, he will be destroyed tomorrow by the usual right wing racists for dividing the country by simply stating proven facts. Fuck them. I have said this ad nauseum, but thank you Mr. president for refusing to lower and debase yourself to the…

Here’s hoping Alton’s children are afforded the luxury of living to be college-age.

Notable predictions from Stephen A. Smith’s ancestors:

GUNS! GUNS! GUNS! GIVE EVERY HUMAN A GUN! WHAT COULD GO WRONG? HUMANS ARE VERY RELIABLE AND NEVER VIOLENT. IF EVERYONE CARRIES A GUN. PROBLEM SOLVED! WILL JUST HAVE SHOOTOUTS EVERY TIME WE GET PISSED AT EACH OTHER. IT’LL BE THE OLD WEST ALL OVER AGAIN. ROAD RAGE? BANG YOUR DEAD! BUMPED INTO ME? YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!…

I don’t use the word hate lightly. I also try to remember that most people aren’t good or bad, everyone has some humanity, etc, etc.

Is it too late to add her as a nominee for the “Best Sports Baby” award?

Went in face first, blindly fumbled around for a bit, and came out drenched yet happy.

That wasn’t even in the original constitution. It was because FDR did more than two terms and so they added the 22nd Amendment. If not for that then we could have had Obama Forever and Ever

I came here to say, I’d vote for Michelle right now.

Wife Swap:White House Edition.

I understand that, according to the constitution, Obama needs to step down as president but what’s the law on Michelle staying on as FLOTUS?

Hey, Bishop McDevitt H.S.:

As an biracial person, 100% of my relationships are interracial.