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here ya go:

WTF, I thought I was getting a handy cheat sheet I could send to all my friends. Don’t got time for no video

Fellow parent, co-signing all of this.

Agreed. I feel the same way about bars. Keep your goddamn kids out of my R rated movies and out of my bars. When I saw Deadpool, there were so many kids “oooooohing” and “aaahing” and “did you see that? his head flew off-ing.” Goddamn annoying.

I'm pretty sure it's ok to complain about kids running around. That's not cool. It's not your house.

Sucks for parents who can’t find evening sitters.

Yep, this is definitely the “Deadpool Corollary.” So many reports from friends of going to see that movie in a theatre PACKED with kids.

I know a few of these parents are "FREEDOM MURRICA IF I WANNA TAKE MY 6 YEAR OLD TO AN R RATED MOVIE IT IS MY GOD AND FOUNDING FATHER GIVEN RIGHT TO" but the vast majority are idiots who don't understand how ratings work, right? Like the dumb parents who took their kids to see Deadpool " Cause little Billy LOVES them…

Okay, so two incidents in how many years?

if shooting doesn’t work, give them no support to raise these children, then condemn them for not being able to raise them.

Pray Daily for the women who abort, their children, and the providers.

Jesus. Fuck you, NFL. Fuck you right in the ass with a butternut squash.