I thought the same thing. In that picture he kind of looks like an amalgam of the two, a PacNiro if you will.

Regardless, it's kind of weird the resemblance in that picture of Ernest Aron to Jaye Davidson.

You got a hummer from Jane Krakowski?

That just makes me think of the '80's home computer.

Or The Big Red Two.

I forget, was he Tenspeed or Brown Shoe?

Now when I was a little boy
At the age of nine
I saw momma and poppa get shot down
In front of my eyes
Now I'm Batman
They call me the Dark Knight
Gonna make all you criminals
Run away in fright

"If they're wearing white, shoot on sight."

The way Clifton Collins Jr. and Thomas Jane high-five each other and go "YEAAAH!" after they de-veganize Routh cracks me up every. Fucking. Time.

I liked him okay in Superman Returns, probably better than most did, but his performance in Scott Pilgrim was what made me say, "Goddamn, they should have given him another chance at Supes."

Yes, and Bette Davis was there to taunt, "Hold on, it's going to be a bumpy night!"

Agreed on most points. I don't think Gandalf in the film knew that the Moria dwarves necessarily encountered the Balrog and didn't know if they defeated it; the impression I got was that he knew the danger of awakening the Balrog was there, especially if the dwarves dug too deep (which, it turns out, they did,…

Wasn't he the little kid with the bowl cut on Eight is Enough?

The performance of his career? Really? The performance of his career?

Sheriff Callie's Wild West sucks too, it's right down there with Mickey Mouse Clubhouse in my book. Annoying voice acting, uninteresting stories, completely forgettable songs, and lackluster character designs. I joked to my wife the other day, "Hey, where are all the Native Americans? [Pause] They killed them all!"

One thing to keep in mind about Octonauts is that it's a UK import, not an actual Disney production. Disney Junior has some pretty good shows, but Mickey Mouse Clubhouse is not one of those. If I hear that "Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog" song again I may Elvis my TV.

I'm remembering it right now. I remembered it twice yesterday!

My three-year-old daughter loves Little Einsteins, and while I don't hate it, it's definitely my least favorite of the things she likes to watch. It's ostensibly "educational," but what is it teaching kids other than popular classical melodies? They can learn that by watching Looney Tunes. I guess fine art as well,…

You a smart boy, ain't you?

Well, when your car continually breaks down late at night on country roads near isolated farmhouses, and you have to spend the night in barns that have holes that you're not supposed to stick your dick into, it starts to gets you down after awhile.