Is that screen 16:9?

There's a lot of shit apple doesn't know. Like how not to be douchebag masters.

Casey Chan and Sam Biddle are found two weeks after having expired during a freak accident involving sexual asphyxiation using Apple USB and magsafe cords. Of course the rectums full of iPhones and MacBook air nipple clamps will be present.

How about links to funny articles from here that say the iphone won't be 16:9?

Please tell me you know about Peter Porker, the Spectacular Spider-Ham?!

It was Val Kilmer, not Brad Pitt.

Are those people in the first image actually shaved gorillas?

Best laptop ever........for me to poop on!

So all these people they keep letting go from prison because of DNA evidence probably should stay locked up?

There have been booth babes for many decades now, it's a convention thing. Sex sells and the people are buying. They don't do it for the purpose of exploitation, they do it as a marketing technique to draw attraction to their product. It must be working!

I wonder if this is real. If it is, then looks pretty close to 16:9 to me.

'TV Indian' is an offensive term.

What's up with the racial segregation?

I love how any post about google glasses brings out the apple defence force. It's so funny because it's going to be hard as hell, impossible even, to spin that apple was first on this one.

He should have done like David Cross and Jon Benjamin and jewed them UP.

In point #17 it comes off as though the author is calling the handicapped person a fool. Seems kind of a mean thing to say.

Action trip should have had a spoiler alert.

Basically it means he wasn't a douchebag.

It's 'buses'.

I must say, he seems to have the Willis grimace down fairly well in that promo shot.