Do they at least offer pain medicine to the subjects?

iPads had issues when they first released, too. I remember being a little disappointed with my $630 purchase for about the first few months. It's great now, though! Folks will probably be feeling great about their Fire purchases soon, too.

Now they need to capture the ones who are still experimenting on U.S. citizens without permission or the T.I.'s knowledge.

The Fly Agaric doesn't contain any psilocybin. It contains Muscarine. How about an image of Owsley or Kesey?

Really reaching there, aren't ya? We understand you want to have Apple's baby and all, but this is pathetic.

@JPS: I think he got screwed out of his pre-order of Dragon Quest V: Tenkuu No Hanayome.

@Emran Qadir Ismail: The technology has gotten better. Also, Mickey Mouse doesn't look now like he did in the 30's.

Yeah, and when apple does it it will be the most revolutionary-amazing-magical thing evar!

@yuhuhuhu:

@ThatsSoRaven: You do know that 2001 came out 4 years before solaris, right? Also Andrey Tarkovsiy directed it.

Those mushrooms are similar to liberty caps. Magic mushrooms indeed.

I do believe that "casual" games are bad for the industry as a whole. Reminds me of the video game market crash in the early 80's when Atari was allowing shovelware to be shoveled onto their console with bulldozers. Then the people became disenchanted and moved on to other things and the bulldozers turned around and…

@Geohound: Yes, but their shovelware is priced at $20+. Value!

They're not on speaking terms with Apple.

Flipboard is ok, but I much prefer Pulse. If you get one check it out.

Yeah, and who the hell uses a tablet for surfing the web, huh? This device is meant for purchasing apps from the app store, not looking at web pages.

@chris.weir: Yeah, that's only off by 40-46 million miles.

@pseudorocket: Wouldn't your proposal add quite a bit of space junk to the already massive collection?

Man, there are so many pussies here it makes me want to puke and then beat the shit out of them.

@Andrew Hartsell: use [ca.gizmodo.com] instead. I really tried to give the new layout a chance, but it is terrible. I just hope the folks in charge of these kinds of changes are listening to the readers. Nobody likes the new layout.