This man tells you he didn’t roll back the odometer. Do you trust him? I do not trust him.

As a former owner of an ambulance which I used for camping, I can say they are awesome for normal terrain like roads and not too rough fields or grass. But they are super wide and HEAVY as fuck.

This is my sign on I-80/90 headed west from the OH border, just after the toll booths.

How to pick a speed limit, in Texas:

My brothers and I love our FJ’s for overlanding. Took them from Detroit/Cali to Moab. It’s a dumb daily, but it’s fun and reliable

“My neighbor across the street bought a Camry Hybrid this month, and I promptly made her regret her purchase decision.”

You’re assuming money is the only thing that matters.

Alaska is the only U.S. state that can be typed using just one row of keys on a keyboard. So...there’s that!

Yielding?

People who steal electric cars should be charged with battery.

feel free to send more of this story to raphael at jalopnik dot com, this is amazing

I heard somewhere once that “Volvo” comes from a Latin word that means “I roll”, combined with the alchemist’s symbol for iron, it’s “Rolling Strength”

...or at least tipping it at a jaunty angle.

1980 Oldsmobile Custom Cruiser Diesel. Just like the one below but it did not have the clear cornering lights on the lower front fender. It was affectionately refered to as “The Diesel” In 1984 dad popped the stock diesel and GM replaced it free of charge with a Detroit Diesel 350 replacement. It survived (3) teenage…

Honda Element SC.

... well yeah, clearly he does Kinja. Do you?

Don’t lie to yourself, you’ve all wanted this.

You are on the wroooooooong web site.

I’ve always secretly wanted a Ford Tempo because they’re such huge pieces of shit and I think having one would be fucking hilarious. A diesel version would be even better.

Or—now hear me out, here—looks are subjective and the spindle grille is by absolutely no means an exception to this rule?