I can’t tell you how much it means to see mention of the suffering we as citizens of Lake Charles have endured the last 6 weeks. We feel forgotten by the media.

... or unless they want to print out official records to file them... or get forms they need to fill out for their doctor... or buy tickets and don’t want to rely on their phone battery lasting... or ever need to print anything else.

Most people didn’t* need access to a home printer.

I’ve had dozens of patients come to my emergency department just to see if they’re pregnant. There are some patients who say they already had a positive test at home and just want to “double check” because they think the hospital’s tests are more accurate. By far the worst, though, are people who fake an illness like…

I remember 10 years ago, while working at the dollar store and wondering who these idiots are buying a $1 test. I mean coming they can’t be accurate at that price.

Here’s a prototype of what a reusable test might look like...  ;)  Pee on strip, insert strip into machine, machine reads strip, dispose of strip, reuse machine.

Whats astounding to me is that every. single. person. in Trumps administration look like comic book villains.

My mom would always add an ice cube to the cup after it was done cooking. Cools it off enough so that it won’t burn you, but it’s still warm. 

The reason is simple. Masks will smear the orange makeup. Honestly, Trump’s all about firing people but somehow, whoever adds the spray-on tan and gives him raccoon circles around his eyes manages to keep his or her job.

Bold of you to assume I’m turning video on at all.

Not that shit isn’t fucked right now, but the civil rights act was in 1965, so I think there’s been some worse times in the last 60 years. 

I was about to explain to you why your argument is wrong and fucked up. Then I read your comment history....

The severity of the crisis seems to have dawned on the president at some point in the past week

Had chicken tikka on baked potatoes the last two nights. Man, I love a baked potato but this is another level. 

I’ve been focusing on getting more flexible, and have found this guy to be helpful.

If my dad was the kind of guy to commit arson, I’d have zero issues helping the police catch him. 

But the dad did it right? So who’s the bad guy?

But... Like.... An arsonist got caught, right?