[crackle of flames]
Damon Young: Help! I’m burning!
White Man: Holy crap! I’ll save you!
DM: Thanks, man, I —- hey, wait a second
WM: What?
DM: YOU’RE WHITE!
WM: [Looks at skin] I guess so.
DM: Did you just save me because you felt guilty?
WM: Well, no, er, I—
DM: This demonstrates EVERYTHING that’s wrong with whiteness!
WM:…