I see they relocated the cigar holder to Chappaquiddick, NY.

I’m genuinely curious how this thing is enforced.

They obviously aren’t putting toll booths at every street that intersects 60th.

Are they putting license plate readers at all these intersecting streets or something?

RIF - It’s $9 per day, not $9 every time you cross the line.

Oh there was a pole for the strippers in it, just not a chrome one.

Gravity defying, stealth, super secret spy drones. Someone please explain why they all have/need aviation lights? Is the point of spy drones to let all the public directly view them? Kind of defeats the purpose of stealth?  

“Execute order 80081E5"

just don’t get busy with a blacklight or anything...

Neither the cars nor the pedestrians seemed to care.  The cars next to him didn’t give him any room to get out of the situation.

You sure about that? Waymo operates in Phoenix, which has a similar light-rail setup, and to my knowledge, has not tried to drive down the light-rail corridor.

Inattentive LOL. Applies to 60% of US drivers daily

FSW mode: Full Snidely Whiplash

Agreed. I prefer landing in glass half full fields.

Count me among the people who believed that calling someone a “Chad” was an insult. Today I’ve learned that being called a “Chad” is apparently a compliment. 

It seems like a shaped charge of some sort would be required.

I have no doubt there’s going to be more than a few youtubers blowing up regular pickup truck beds to prove/disprove the whole ‘toughness’ thing in the coming weeks.

That’s a lot of weed, but even Cop Math isn’t going to make that a ton, 3-4 keys tops.

At least it’s ugly?

18 years in special forces and the best bro could do is pack his truck like a hillbilly going to a cookout then explode himself? Tim McVeigh didn’t even pass selection, and he built his own Daisy Cutter at home.

Or Rockit by Herbie Hancock. 

“Prior to that flight, NASA assembled a test rocket that brought together all the stages of the Saturn V rocket for testing at its Kennedy Space Center in early 1996.”