“one person said” sure, “another person said self driving cars are coming in 2020"  internet doesn’t lie.

When I cook with anahiem or poblano peppers, I give the leftover bits to my guinea pigs.  They love it.  Maybe they should use asparagus flavor instead.

Peppermint extract has been a godsend with repelling rodents, they should have made a peppermint tape!

Hold my cervesa...

“rodents have a much higher sensitivity to some flavors”

“Hey, here’s the same old car we’ve been making for 12 years, but now it costs more.” Wow, count me in.

“That $5,000 price hike starts to pay for itself in just 42,000 miles of Supercharger-only driving.”

Essentially correct. I was told the SLS was basically the shuttle launch system scaled up a bit (and it even looked like it), but not enough, and yes, the tech was dated. 

They have lots of sand to bury their heads in, though!

Raze away. Why in the hell should taxpayers be held responsible for a multi-billion dollar corporation’s real estate boondoggle? Plus it’s just a 1970's skyscraper, who gives a fuck if it gets torn down, it’s not exactly a historically significant building. I’m sure another ugly sky penis will get put up in its place.

Just based on the top photo, the skyline would be greatly improved if they tear it down.

I mean, he claims it means “Lolo (Tagalog word for grandpa), CyberTruck, 7 grandkids” but wouldn’t it make more sense then to have 7 be on the other side of CT?  This seems more like a creative way to slip something past the censors.

I’ve been on ferries recently, and they technically have the option to give everyone more space too. They don’t. They, like planes and like this thing, still jam as many people on as is possible. It is all about that sweet cash grab.

Skipped the part about not requiring a lengthy runway?

*bloodthirsty pack of unicyclists

Back in the early 90's, out with some HS friends, I pulled a bit quickly into a 7/11 parking lot and aimed for a back corner spot. What I did not see was a peninsula sidewalk sticking into the middle of the parking lot, which I hit at speed and square and fully ramped our 1989 Camry right over the 5' width of it! One…

“Uh yeah, hello airplanes? It's blimps. You win!"

THIS is the shit I want my insurance to deny.
NOT Debby from Accounting’s heart surgery. 

One time I was driving to work and I got hit with a massive attack of IBS and there was a Burger King to the left of the road so I swerved across 4 lanes at speed and right over a curb-height divider I didn’t register was there. I was in a heavily used 10 year old Corolla at the time. It incurred zero damage.

Told you so...