Technically you can get a DUI with any road legal vehicle. Unlike bikes most of these scooters are not road legal, so they would probably hammer you for that first, along with public intoxication or drunk and disorderly as a consolation prize.

THIS IS HOW THE THING STARTED.

Which are all personal reasons for this.

“No worries, it’s just a bit of wear and tear” is something I expect from a mechanic, not a space agency talking about something that could poison or even depressurize a contained living space. 

Exactly this. Most Americans don’t know that NFL isn’t the world’s most popular sport, when in fact that honorific goes to F1. We can’t seem to see past the collective noses on our faces, a glaring example of which occurred on election night, two weeks ago.

Just rewatched this episode last night!

I believe that’s called damning with faint praise.

Was this written by a terrible AI?

And nothing of value was lost.

they should have stuck some apple airtags in them thangs =D 

Man inflation is a lot more than I figure.

*mongeese

Prepping a shipment of mongooses for the sequel. 

You know the universe is out of ideas when it does a Snakes on a Plane prequel.  

“Yes customs agent, you got me: I am a Japanese man in sweatpants who has chosen being a mother-fucking Formula 1 driver as a fake reason for being here and cover for whatever illegitimate thing you think that I am doing.”

Pretty sure the duct tape is part of a generic emergency situation kit on planes. Beside duct tape being a go to item for a minor quick fix, it’ll also restrain someone losing their shit fairly well.

“It’s tough to argue what’s the right and wrong move in situations like this”

Oh my god same

Canadian seconds and American seconds are the same. Canadian seconds just come with free healthcare.