“Slideshows are dumb and illegal but they keep happening.”

While that is true, people need to remember that pretty much every possible open body of water is conductive(and corrosive):

Can we start calling them External Combustion Engines? 

Nah, that was an excuse bitter Hillbots made to justify why the most unlikable candidate ever lost to a gameshow host.

Dear Jalopnik. After being a frequent of this site for longer than I can remember (Doug DeMuro, Tavarish and Tyler Hoover were still writing here) I’m calling it quits. Your video starts with a 30 second ad. 30 seconds in of which 25 seconds was the intro, and another 30 second ad. The host, David Ragan, didn’t even…

That’s an even better way of dealing with NYC traffic, if not as comfy as the back seat of a Town Car, LOL.

ROFL!

I suspect that the rebranding was simply clever marketing aimed at removing an unpleasant association with the existing name of the product. A similar wildly successful rebranding was to rename Patagonian Toothfish to Chilean Sea Bass. Same fish, but now it sounds pretty on the menu.

Shipping from Shanghai to Long beach/Tacoma port is roughly $5-7k for a 20' container.

I suspect it could get shipped ground freight straight to your door.

CRUCIFY HIM!!

He stands up as soon as the seatbelt sign goes off on the plane.

Let the piling on begin.. 

Piff, I had a ride to LaGuardia in a chauffeured Town Car where the Russian driver went down sidewalks, the wrong way down one-way streets, and I am pretty sure through a couple of people’s living rooms to get me to the airport on time. Welcome to NYC.

Blasphemy. It’s magic. 

Went down like Neymar after a small foul.

“Goodyear?”

With enough negative press, the camera will be improved. If people were focused on checking camera performance at night during a test drive, GM would fix it ASAP.

Bingo! I saw this and thought surely it only was an option for one year when they realized it would be nearly impossible to hit the buttons on a sun visor meant to be moved easily!

When one drives through Indiana, and parts of their bordering states like around Louisville or Chicago, there is one billboard that outshines them all. You can’t escape it, you can’t look away because his ****-eating smirk is plastered on all of them. And then you realize that seven of the next ten billboards,…