IT could be a great book-

If they are far enough north, the sun will be out all the time. But if it’s the wrong season, they’ll have to wait six months.

EV’s hardly use their brakes anyways with regenerative braking. So maybe this is like a sweater to keep them warm. Poor things

In all honesty this would probably be the best and most fun way to trim up your yard. I just gotta make sure my dogs aren’t out.

Obviously, I mean it’s got the chain RIGHT THERE lol.

“Bearded Tesla” has to be the cringiest YouTube handle I’ve ever heard. People that make having a beard or owning a Tesla their entire personality are bad enough, but this guy is double-dipping in it. You have a beard AND a Telsa???? OMGballz so unique!

I had been looking forward to seeing Polaris Dawn, originally supposed to launch earlier this week, delayed for weather, now delayed for this.

“No, sir/ma’am--you’re paying for the exceptional speed of the service, not for compentence.”

Counter point just redneck engineer a chainsaw motor onto a bike and make  a real chainsaw powered bike.

Are we sure those two astronauts don’t have some sort of witch’s curse at this point?

Yeah, Fuck those no fun libs and their wetlands!

That sound you just heard, that weird high pitched whinny followed by a heartfelt scream of “fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!”, that was NASA now frantically considering the whole “just haul Atlantis out of the museum” joke a viable plan...

The display of the parking meter itself seems like a good place. It would be tougher to hack that to replace it.

Everyone loves to make fun of “protecting the local wetlands” until their neighborhood floods.

Right, but that would probably have come up if he’d, you know, filled out the proper paperwork in the first place.

It’s easy to demonize the neighbors as petty or whiny, but maybe people are getting tired of the wealthy not following the rules that they were taught to follow?

Guy spent $100,000 on a vanity project for his kid and purposely avoided the government because he didn’t feel like he should pay the government a few hundred…

I don’t scan QR codes, ever, anymore. Even at a restaurant I’ll look up the menu on their website.  I’m sure it’s just a matter of time before some kind of malware is downloaded just for opening the QR code, so I’ve opted out of them completely.

Cy-burnt Truck

Were there any orcas off the coast of Sicily a week or so ago?

It was old Twitter that gave TS a foothold. If anything, Musk hobbled TS growth by letting the nutjobs back on Xitter.