People do need to be reminded that their hero... Fucked shit up when needed. Also that he accepted everyone as they were, and commanded his followers to love everyone unconditionally.

“Hi, I know it’s out of the return window but I decided I don’t want this chair & I want my money back. I’m a 24-year-old lesbian.”

I’m pretty sure the highest paid government employee is every state (except maybe Kentucky?) is a college football coach. To be just a little fair, those salaries & NIL deals are typically covered by boosters. I love sports and watch many of them, including college football, but I also can’t imagine being super…

The Hooters would have to be filled with their relatives though.

I’m talking about Tennessee. 

I was actually thinking a Hooters knock-off, but also, Hooters corporate would be idiots to not try it out themselves.

“I don’t how they can possibly expect these players to also be students while they’re playing all these high stakes games.”

Let’s not forget... Jesus flipped some tables in that story.

Blame Notre Dame and their “independent” status. Always messing things up with their snobby, pompous attitudes.

I mostly appreciate it because it gives us a chance to shut down Ohio State fans who insist everything is a conspiracy against them.

I thought the purpose of American colleges was to fund our amateur football league?

Any playoff that isn’t a direct exponent of 2 is ridiculous. The Bowl system is also ridiculous. Most sports allow 25-50% of their teams into the playoffs, so having a system where ~5% of the teams get into the playoffs is also ridiculous, especially since the schedule is so small that there isn’t a lot of…

Wow that is terrible. File a noise complaint with the police. When that inevitably achieves nothing...

Devo cover band

Wow...let’s hope they have very forgiving spouses. My wife would expect me to strap on a parachute, Shawshank out of the ISS, space-paddle to Earth, and drop down in the Gobi before I missed our anniversary...

This. It won on volume and licensing. It’s exactly the same way VHS and IBM won out over Betamax and Apple decades ago.

Hopefully Sydney has an AI personal assistant who can write a heartfelt response.

To my understanding it’s not the port that bricks, it’s the connected module. So basically it would have to be done manually instead of automated which would put a human at risk. The bricking itself is if they try to update the software to enable the automation THAT potentially could brick the connected module and…

Getting out is easy. Having a ride after that is hard.

Not forever. Musk has a deal to de-orbit the ISS, so there’s a eventual return.