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This is the dingy you tow behind the boat you can land your helicopter on. Which is the tender for your *actual* yacht.

It’s not on the meat, it’s on the tomatoes. A tiny pinch of salt brings out the flavor.

A 90-minute Lifetime movie.

You’d be surprised at the sheer number of customers I have come through and ask for salt on their ham or bacon. Roast beef and turkey, it makes sense...but on pepperoni? WTF is wrong with people?

I think it should have been a 5 second movie like 1894's Fred Ott’s Sneeze.

Why do all boats have the worst speaker covers. Looks like something I’d see in the back of a 92 civic on bags.

I think that’s an old fashioned style thing, the one hoagie place near me puts salt, pepper and oregano on every hoagie standard.

But look what it says on the stern!

Meh, you lost me at “no mustard”.

Ran a bar for 7 years, never a single flag on our health inspections. Maintained separate vendors who cleaned our beer lines weekly and ice machines bi-weekly.

None of this is a surprise, though I never even THOUGHT about cleaning the syrup tubes, mainly because it is actually impossible with a BIB setup to actually clean them, on the inside at least. But cleaning a fountain machine is a pain outside of the nozzles at least, and cleaning the ice bin, if it has one is next to

AGT is an incredibly cheap production. They use background actors to fill up the room where the auditioners wait. They don’t pay them proper overtime. They have a coffee sponsor - companies vie to be the one to give AGT free coffee - but they don’t give any to the extras.

I’m not sure if fridge stickers and car stickers are the same problem. would think if your fridge is being sprayed with 15 deg salt spray all day, you might need to call a plumber or perhaps a priest.

LOTS of snowbirds here in God’s Waiting Room, FL are from MI.

I always liked the old pre-digital split-flap arrival and departure signs you used to see in airports and train stations that even did letters. I loved the clacking noise they made when updating. They were pretty much all gone in the US by the late 1980s, but apparently some places in Europe still use them to this day.

The Black Cat also has one of the greatest lines of dialog in the history of cinema.

That’s him at his father’s funeral...

What if I don’t know what rose water or anise tastes like?  🤣

Ahem: “Is it car-related? Not at all. It is, however, plane-related, or at the very least plane-adjacent, and we write about plane stuff all the time. So why should this be any different?”

I eat rabbits’ heads for breakfast.
Breakfast!
With beaver butt on the side.
The side!
My mind’s magnificent and my body no different.
I’m full of trapper pride!