Well, I - for one - am really glad that Heidi got the lead and delivered in that blue bunny sketch, a role Kate would've hogged all to herself any given week...... 

That wasn’t even the first time they’ve done it:

I think our reviewer Martin’s comedy taste is just a bit...bland? He blanches at anything sexual or to do with bodily functions but loved the sketch consisting of nothing but silly pratfalls so much it makes his “best of” list.

And risk a launch in the Bermuda Triangle? Are you crazy?

According to historian Yu Reniu, the English phrase “chop suey” is borrowed from the Toisanese tsaap slui (雜碎), two characters that together refer to entrails and giblets.

egg salad is a bunch of devilled eggs who dropped out of group therapy and have fallen to pieces.

Coo-coo-cachoo, Mr. Myers.

“I just want to say one word to you. Just one word. Are you listening? Plastics.”

I guess Myers would have played Benjamin and Mrs. Robinson.   So he could, you know. Fuck himself?

How did you write this article without making a “Do I make you horny Mrs. Robinson” joke

“meat and eggs, quickly cooked with vegetables like bean sprouts, cabbage, and celery, all mixed together in a gravy-like sauce and served over rice.”

The picture is the funniest part of that article.

Who drew that, Pete Davidson’s mom?  

It was big news. Back in the day.

I saw Caddyshack for the first time as an adult, and the number of times that shitty song plays in that movie is un-fuckin-forgivable. The movie itself also blows too. What the hell?! I was told it’s a comedy classic, and there are like three kinda funny moments in the entire goddamn slog. How does a movie that is 98…

uh...Top Gun Anthem is a Harold Faltermeyer song not a Steve Stevens song even though he plays the guitar on it

it’s nauseating treacle

Screw the lyrical stuff, we’d better get some hot fuckin’ humbucker and Floyd Rose and tapping action on the Anthem: