By “oversimplified” I assume you mean “drunk”; because that’s the only way I can accept history anymore.
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“Such a shame about Hyde dying in that meth lab explosion.”
Raising Hope had the right idea. Ask for the McRib and the Shamrock Shake - they’re almost never available at the same time. You’ll get a few extra years.
They’re using LiDAR sensors among other things to assess the walking speed of pedestrians to make sure they have enough time to cross before the light turns on them.
I am sorry Dave but I just can’t let you continue...
Never ending soup and salad from Olive Garden. I’ll never be executed.
More often than not this is how it goes with high level players. Barry Bonds was a hall of famer before he started taking steroids. There’s a certain level of skill you’d have to have in anything to be able to fake being #1.
Reacher superfan and former WWE wrestler Lance Storm has been name-checked in the books.
Meanwhile, my first thought at the casting is that Ritchson is too funny and expressive to be a good fit as Reacher.
“Candygram for Reacher!"
After seeing The Big Show in Psych, I think he’d have been great.
Yeah, he’s just the family’s muscle. He’s Blaster from Beyond Thunderdome.
Recent TCM movies have missed something consistently true about every one of these movies up to 2006: Leatherface is never as interesting as the fucked-up family members who let Leatherface live with them.
JR: What Zelnaj was saying is that his new book “How to Serve Humans” is about community service.
All of them. He’s very versatile.
Lorne Michaels: Time to book a host! Call the top twenty trending names on Google and see who’s available!
So, she was in the town for fifty years and never ran across Leatherface the whole time? Was he on sabbatical somewhere else? Did he pack up the chainsaw, put on Groucho glasses and a hat and hoof it on the road?
You notice how “Joaquin Phoenix thing” got shoved to the front of the quote? Well, despite the Kinja interface seemingly giving the user the option to link to other pages (that’s what the little chain link icon used to be for), you can’t! Yeah, at some point that functionality disappeared and Gawker Media, or whoever…
Huh. His initial reaction is so opposite to my own highly disproportionate, unreasonable, irrational levels of road rage that I’m genuinely confused. Lord knows I have an awful temper driving, I take everything personally, and I spend lots of calories turning beet red, screaming at folks for everything from failing to…