I was thinking I’d at least wear a pair of those non-prescription computer glasses.

Facial recognition isn’t fooled by facial hair.

This also occasionally happens in Formula One and Le Mans cars.

A red flag because the car is unsafe and nobody’s allowed to touch it?

And probably less flogging with the pirates, ironically.

Puts me in the mood for a good old sea chanty.

I think almost certainly they’re negotiating for the boat over the crew, but it doesn’t sound like the crew wants to go home anyway.

The ship is one of 10 vessels licensed by the Puntland administration to operate in Somali waters, with its license valid for the past three years.

Illegal overfishing is what drove fisherman to piracy in the first place.

It’s hilarious. The screen cap is blurry, but in the video above it looks like about half of them are just random people who happened to make their way down ONTO THE TRACK!

Yeah, at first I thought that meant accessing the underground tank directly, but that’s still not siphoning.

♫ Chung CHUNG♫

Would’ve gotten away with it too...

Checked the links, and can’t find how many gallons he stole.

a dummy credit card that tricked “the fuel system into thinking the pump was in use, even though the transactions were never completed

or that the Cybertruck’s lithium battery played a role in the fire.

Yeah, where and how would a person get one of those.

Have they talked to this guy?

Can you do that with the current cars?

Or...NFL game, for that matter.