So I googled “how many cars were there in 1924?”

The year 1924 would go on to see 23,600 deaths from cars

Says the American.

The real problem is when the “cute, furry animals” start breeding.

made off with seven figures worth of apparently pretty bland tequila.

I saw a commercial for a Sammy Hagar show at some casino the other day, and of course his I Can’t Drive 55 was playing in the background.

It’s included in the standard repair kit with Boeing, where duct tape is considered an approved fastener.

I just googled “musical notes”, and cut and paste them into the comment. You should be able to cut and paste them from my comment.

This is a better, and I think more standard, solution.

♫ What the world, needs now, ♫

Google says gedoogbeleid is literally “tolerance policy” (right?).

Spiritually, maybe. Aesthetically, nah.

Yeah, can’t believe that’s a Mustang.

Yeah, metric seconds are probably smaller, like Canadian dollars.

Maybe a vehicular version of this

A very liberal friend of mine bought one somewhere around five years ago, largely because of his liberal beliefs. We love giving each other a hard time, and we don’t usually hold back, but I don’t have the heart to even ask him whether he still has it. That’s just too sad of a situation.

Fucking magnates, how do they work?

If we’re talking about the social aspects, I think we already have a winner.

I remember ads for 900 numbers about making your opinion about pot legislation known to congress.

Calling somebody you don’t know by their first name can also be a way of showing disrespect.