“Can you move that ugly lever somewhere else?”

Yeah, I miss the old Gizmodo Commentariat.

And knobs.

I took it as a joke at the expense of said crackpots.

SHOTGUN!!!

Gonna miss Calli when they shut kinja down.

Maybe Tesla’s should be required to have one of those emergency pamphlets in every seat like an airplane.

Guarantee he’s been on at least one Hobo Hunt.

Don’t know much about D&D, but it should be something with Reaper.

Gotta keep his audience distracted from his scandal of the month.

I think it’d be better if they didn’t completely reset after each round, and gave the top drivers (so far) some kind of advantage.

Some kind of liability issue?

Yeah, I don’t think “reckless endangerment” is enough for purposely ramming your car into somebody.

Took me a second, but yeah.

Trump fans HATE Teslas.

Right now, Mars. On average, always Mercury.

Mars is closest today.

Was going to add Walt Disney, but I looked it up and maybe not.

a dedicated light rail system with pods just seems much more efficient - though ‘lane changes’ get more complicated.

Well, maybe the “Let’s Go Brandon” thing.