Yeah, they changed the header pic from that for some reason.

Jalopnik got sold. Kinja’s going away anyway. Maybe comments too.

I think not paying a hitman is a civil case, not criminal.

That’s the creepiest fucking picture of Musk yet.

People generally don’t like it when other people owe them money without paying up

but it’s worth pointing out that Scout has been set up as its own independent company

The simple answer is to just have something that eats rats on the plane.

Yeah. so much stupid, but I thought this was the money quote.

It’s already shorted somewhere, and it’ll eventually be shorted everywhere, but it seems like shorting it a lot in a short time with a drill could still have downsides.

just a two-door Model S with fart cans. Sorry, “cold gas thrusters” or whatever they want to call it.

Won’t drilling into the battery short everything in it’s path and just cause a much more intense fire?

The Jalopnik link has disappeared from the top of the Notifications page.

It’s funny that anybody thought they needed to inject chips in vaccines to keep track of us when we all voluntarily carry a tracking device with us already.

Yeah, people cross state lines all the time for the specific reason of doing something that’s illegal in their home state.

I’m pretty sure car interest was deductible back in the 80s.

They should put batteries in trailers meant for EVs.

Yeah, it had to get hit by something. Right?

I remember waiting in a hot car with my siblings FOREVER while my mom said goodbye to my aunts.

And anything longer, I guess, maybe get into the awkward territory.

A mountain falling on you seems like one of those Final Destination deaths that are just fated to happen.