It’s already shorted somewhere, and it’ll eventually be shorted everywhere, but it seems like shorting it a lot in a short time with a drill could still have downsides.

just a two-door Model S with fart cans. Sorry, “cold gas thrusters” or whatever they want to call it.

Won’t drilling into the battery short everything in it’s path and just cause a much more intense fire?

The Jalopnik link has disappeared from the top of the Notifications page.

It’s funny that anybody thought they needed to inject chips in vaccines to keep track of us when we all voluntarily carry a tracking device with us already.

Yeah, people cross state lines all the time for the specific reason of doing something that’s illegal in their home state.

I’m pretty sure car interest was deductible back in the 80s.

They should put batteries in trailers meant for EVs.

Yeah, it had to get hit by something. Right?

I remember waiting in a hot car with my siblings FOREVER while my mom said goodbye to my aunts.

And anything longer, I guess, maybe get into the awkward territory.

A mountain falling on you seems like one of those Final Destination deaths that are just fated to happen.

I wonder if they forgot to factor in the extra weight in their initial calculations.

People have asked me for years when they see my car in person. “How did you can the cans in there??” It’s definitely not for everyone, but I love the look myself. 🤩 -mister_cat_hands

Gotta admit, they’d never try that with a Tesla, if they’re professionals.

The scammers know the police ain’t coming.

If your brain is misbehaving, and the car fixed it, it could only be by changing something in your brain.

Seems like the kids should be wearing long sleeves, at least.

If I may add my own questionable math:

The FDA says it’s not safe to marinate your chicken in Nyquil.