Been Done Already. Buy American

Actually, I’d rather have a lifted minivan with attitude.

Because these are for minivan deniers.

Because it is a lifted minivan for a mom with ‘attitude’

Porsche smugness is at least quieter and just an air of superiority rather than Tesla smugness where they’re trying to shove it down your throat. And I think most people recognize that Porsche makes good cars, giving the smugness a bit of credibility.

This happens every couple of years. And the cycle is always the same.

1) Media fawns about it.
2) Authorities get wind of it.
3) Turns out it was always an illegal lottery and it gets shut down. 

Roses are red

Are you blaming Republicans for possibly not meeting your birth mother and her extended family? It seems like unnecessary detail you went out of your way to write.

Trump supporter here (from a general policy perspective, not personal). You’re full of shit. We certainly don't like this situation or take pleasure in other people getting screwed.

She had a hell of a head start.

A string of reasons....

GM Part Number: 71435862 - Grill Mounted Selfie Stick

It’ll still fit in older garage’s too

This is for people that like the Honda Ridgeline but want to tow a boat. 

Throw gear in the back without mucking up the interior. Haul yard waste or power equipment. Tow small to medium trailers (7k tow rating). Get a lot of the benefits of a truck for the needs of a suburban homeowner without having to drive a behemoth. Look good doing it.

It looks at once bored and angry.

I get what you’re saying, but I’m pretty sold on this engine tower concept I’ve got going.

Maybe we should orient them so that the cylinder banks are on a different planes, maybe in some sort of V type shape.