LEAVE GROUND MEAT ALOOOONE

Nothing witty, I just hope he fucking dies.

i use it and my face is still intact so who knows!

a big ol fuck up followed by some decent apologies / basic accountability feels like an honest to God palate cleanser at this point.

That’s a good question.

nah

Pacifica! I’m barely joking. I have no jokes left.

How does one become a cheesemonger and when can I start.

LOOK AT ALL THESE SHAMELESS ASSHOLES WHO REFUSE TO ENTHUSIASTICALLY STATE THEIR VOTE FOR CLINTON WITHOUT QUALIFICATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!1!!!11!

I’m going to buy this and drive an hour up to my parents house and use their landline to make the long-distance phone call to Redmond Washington. They’re going to be pissed just like they were 25 years ago.

I’m going to assume less than people kill.

I actually met Jonah Peretti once at some tech thing. He asked me if I was waiting in line and I said no and he said thanks.

And here he is stretching out his hands:

Yes but the development cycle for Earth was a hell of a lot longer than what they had for NMS. Give Hello Games a few billion years of time and see what they can come up with!

i fixed it. i’m tired.

Hey guys, I’m starting to think that this Trump guy might not respect women.

“I was leaning very heavily towards Donald Trump but Secretary Clinton impressed me with her composure and with a lot of her answers. So now I think I’m just going to wait for the last political debate and in this cycle you never know what could happen.”