I drove 7hours out of my way after I mistakenly asked Google for directions to Nelson House instead of Norway House. Both are far away and both up a long trunk highway. I didn’t realize I was off track until I stopped for dinner in Thompson, ate the dinner, and realized that Thompson shouldn’t have been on my route.

Mud sticks to rear windows on hatchbacks and SUVs and that is the only time I use the wiper/spray feature. Sedans don’t suffer the same fate.

I saw the green Simcity health bars and ohh God the regret is back.

24 hours later and it still picks me up

Thank you that made me gahuff my Cheerios.

This is all fine and dandy unless you live in Canada.