What a bloody mess.  Problem is, both Dahl and Lestina seem like Type A personalities, so I'm not sure that a deal will happen.

Dude, like who owns a phone from 5 years ago, or even a tv? Should be the same with cars. Just throw it away and get a new Tesla! Duh.

Have either of you seen a ring or a dick before? 

Ah, the famous “one for the dong”

I know this will seem politically incorrect and I will face the wrath of the entire US population — which, Hi Population! — but as a matter of principle I have to say, Yuan Fang sounds like a dumb douchebag.

You’re right to be embarrassed. How anyone could forget that asshole Helmut Kohl is beyond me.

I do kind of empathize with Jamil here. Like her I’m working my way backwards through history and my “Willy Brandt’s handling of the Guillame scandal cemented his place as Germany’s worst ever Chancellor” tweet isn’t holding up as well as I’d hoped. 

I’ve also never heard The Worldwide Leader use bumper music from GnR’s Chinese Democracy, so the fix is definitely in over there.

For that region, in the early Bronze, there likely wasn’t anything larger. Circa 3000 BCE Uruk was probably the largest city in the world at roughly 50,000 or so, though that’s just an estimate. That’s in Mesopotamia, a fair distance from that part of the Levant. 

This man should be banned for his violation of the Konami Code.

Joe is Taiwan born American. I don’t think he spoke for China, the government. But he does have a good understanding of Chinese fan, the people. He gave a very neutral view point of the other side of the world. Rockets’ fan base in China is very precious. It was built up because of Yao Ming and love of NBA. Even with…

Since this is obviously a made up story, in order to make it easier for everyone else to separate fact from fiction here, I’ve taken the liberty of going through the entire article and highlighting the things that are obviously make believe so readers coming after me can focus on the aspects of the article that may be…

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Killaryclinton?!?

Not really sure I can take anything you say seriously. Politics=Agenda=Questionable Posts

Not saying you’re right/wrong, just saying that I question the veracity of your data the very moment that you introduce politics/religion into the discussion.

Look everyone, a cuck white boy trying to be a female advocate

There it is. I KNEW someone was going to find a way to say this is sexist. She spends 162 games with these guys just like anyone else in the org, I’m sure they just see her a a peer and are celebrating. No need to bring any other narratives to this. 

It’s nice to see that even with people mocking and dismissing baseball in every conceivable way (not without reason mostly) you do the unexpected and make a nice little reference.

This is a near-perfect characterization of the scene. I might add that some of the Rays are channeling their inner Fisk, though waving it foul instead of fair.

I had a bowl of Marsquakes for brekkie.