There is a discount on corn at the Butthorse Falls Corn Mart????

Because the Lollipop Guild is full, short stack.

Edit: I like my second one better. Ah well.

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Burke doesn’t even work here anymore and he’s still giving Deadspin a solid 5 WAR.

Taking the Army to multiple overtimes is a fun tribute to the war in Afghanistan

I am an attorney. A bad one, but that is besides the point. I believe there a clause that any guarantees can be voided for “conduct detrimental to the team.” I would say committing a potential felony against the head coach and calling the GM “cracker” in front of the team meets that standard. But what do I know. 

I know it’s hip and cool and edgy to blame the Raiders for this, but I fail to see how they’re in the wrong. This ALL is 100% in Antonio Clown’s hands. 

9 people from Toronto and no hits... what is this, Broken Social Scene?

A thousand times this!

If you want the media to be better, BE BETTER. You’re part of the media.

There’s no way Trump's favorite president isn't Trump

“Tsitsipas did earn his second time violation, which came with a point penalty”

Broke nose never killed anyone.

Never attribute to kayfabe that which is adequately explained by the mere existence of the Raiders.

everybody is putting on a happy face as they travel to Winnipeg

It aint about brains son, its about HEART

I believe the logical conclusion is that AB retires to become a helmet designer, and uses Lavar Ball’s manufacturing connections to go to market.  

Marchman’s absolute confidence in PA is interesting. You know who else was confident about PA? Mitt in 2012.