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They were actually playing Quidditch, duh.

Windy hasn’t posted a pod yet, can somebody go round and check up on him? There is no way he doesn’t want to shout about this.

Fucking September truthers on this site, I swear to fucking god

Joe is a billionaire foreigner stealth-ordering Daryl Morey and all Americans not to talk about Hong Kong. His origin myth is irrelevant.

Your algos need better language comprehension decision trees

Rick Scott has tweeted on behalf of “Human Rights over Profit” in an apparent attempt to twist rhetorical logic itself into a mathematically-impossible Mobius toroid.

Also, fuck man, he’s right

Who the fuck is Joe Tsai to walk into America and talk about what is and isn’t acceptable speech by American citizens? His rationalizations of today’s fascism using yesterday’s tragedies is hilariously similar to Putin.

Kyrie Irving is reading all this and wondering what the hell is going on out there on Earth’s perimeter.

Dude you are posting 1000 words specifically about political discourse with a username designed to fuck said discourse up. Origin of the name doesn't matter.

If you are seeing a peer relationship in those videos then maybe Instant Replay isn’t right for baseball.

Or really for soccer, even.

If there is a baseline between exuberant celebration and disturbingly degrading behavior, these videos are a slow roller toward first that might not stay in fair territory.

Michigan at Indiana right now would be like a fucking Pick’Em. Note I am giving M 3 points on the road here but anyway fuck.

Oh that’s just great here come the riff-raff from Butthorse Flats.

Tantrum RichRod > Sideline Gattis

Hey at least the station didn’t refer the matter to Drew Brees.

A Foldout, then?

The alternate title of this post should be, “Dear Bill Simmons, Har Har, Har Har Har, Har."

Maybe by “everybody” he meant “teh poors”

Hey this was a good comment.