Not saying the fanbase is panicking but the Discord is fully on board with Michigan Coach Urban Meyer getting a $100M guarantee.

No hits?? They had that one song.... uh.... you know, that one song?

”President Falwell" not pleasant to see those words together on a screen

Technically, it’s Occam’s Raiders

Fuckin humblebragger

I feel like Jerry Jones actually sounds pretty reasonable compared to many other owners. He’s weird and a little funny and kinda gross, which is way better than the normal range from actively malevolent to plotting to end civilization.

Hey so liver failure is a thing. True story.

In fact it would help nothing.

It’s the NCAA. Bachelor’s degrees are the whole racket. I don’t think this is targeting RP; it’s targeting America’s youth.

YOU ARE DOING DEADSPIN WRONG YOU MONSTER

My employee is beating his wife but according to my Bible it’s cool.

Insurance will find the honda driver at least partially at-fault for sure. He’s doing 50.

Heath feels like she enjoys exquisite dribbling so much that she forgets to shoot. Like Lisa Simpson in an orchestra. The German announcer for the match *loved* her work, which was interesting.

It makes baseball look too fun.

Germany looked super affected by the heat, or something. They certainly didn’t look like the favorites.

This is a very, very, very good headline.

The family may now have a million dollar plus cost to get that kid to adulthood. They would be irresponsible not to have an attorney.

Great and you jinxed it and now will lose. This team likes to spike the ball at the two yard line an awful lot.

G League has ROY voting?

Sooo future dude