The only correct response to this comment is HOLY FUCK BRILLIANT

More than one person can be a trash person at a time.

“Honey, can you come pick me up at work, my boss is mad at me for something I didn’t do. Or maybe you can talk to him.”

Raps are doing a lot of work to make sure they keep losing in the 2nd round.

I mean, you might die, but why you wanna die like that?

Fuck Fuck-Baseball-Rules Rules if Fuck-Baseball-Rules Rules include “go ahead and fight anyone with whom you disagree.”

How are you getting Wi-Fi in Hell, from where you definitely posted this comment?

No point in whitewashing tons of bad plays from this year.

I dont understand the point for either team, but then I don't understand the point for any non-Warriors team this year. Maybe racking up 55 regualr season wins is a good goal this year, especially if GSW decides to experiment with winning it all from the 8th seed or something.

Or at least superior technique and unrivaled command?

I mean, the stuff is already there, right? I don’t see the harm in having a private party pay even part of the cost of slathering it in concrete and tamping the waste down for like a tenth of its half-life. What’s a good alternate use for the site—non-Marlins-related alternate use I mean; duh.

Dont even fucking ask about the pretzel incident.

The point is, when you have bowl movement you know you have a problem!

Thanks Kinja Deals for bringing this prose into My Life.

Thanks Kinja Deals for bringing this prose into My Life.

He’s probably no worse than a quality backup!

Can I just sell my cars to Carmax? We are moving overseas and I just want to get rid of them. How bad would it be to just go to Carmax and take the money. These are lame older family cars.

He was a replacement level hitter the two weeks before he got hurt

Dude it’s right there on the front page of baseball-reference.

What’s with the CGI soccer ball in the vid? Or is this just new E3 footage?

At first I was like “burn the witch!”