Those Jewish babies and their sensitive-ass skulls?

Its such a nice idea until you remember what assholes geese are!

Also there were people casually on fire.

I’m afraid Jim and John are setting themselves up for the Harbaupacalypse this year. I like them both, but it’s surely easier to survive with a .500 record if you lay low and take it easy in the media.

Summary for this article: the Knicks might win some future games 88 to 82 and I am excited.

The guy is not wrong. The Sixers need the kind of help Jay Wright, Stack, Ettore Messina, maybe even Coach Buds can provide.

I mean he did get exposed by Ty Lue. That’s... not a resume builder.

Singularity is the best working-with-giant-headphones full-blown album I’ve listened to this decade. It’s not an edgy album, but there isn’t a single moment that’s less than low-key euphoric in the entire hour of music.

Horton hears a who’s

Ben Prunty on the other hand took a pile of beeps and made sweet little wrinkles.

Thanks Kinja (Deals) (seriously)

Thanks Kinja (Deals) (seriously)

Most interesting feature to me:

Technically that would be “getting hit by a Subaru”

The kung pao cauliflower is fucking lit. This list is a failure without mention of its litness.

Please list or at least categorize the possible ways to write terribly so that we can validate this comment.

Democrats, Americans, and Comey can all suck simultaneously and independently from one another, all while Trump is a monster. And, in fact....

Seriously—golf is agonizing enough just when watching other people play it.

Ray really eviscerated OBJ in that spot.

The whole “all white people think x” narrative at the Concourse is astonishingly marrow minded and destructive. White Americans are essentially in a cold war against one another about what they think right now. Members of white families are not speaking to each other since Trump.

No more health care for you Water Bottle Lady! Enjoy living under a bridge with ovarian cancer; you failed to protect the brand!