George Dubya Bush misspoke a lot, but eventually it was pointed out how his gaffes were most numerous when he was trying to sound like he cared about the welfare of the American people.

Ok, I’ll bite. It doesn’t seem to be highlighted on this site, so tell us what has Cardi done that makes her garbage? In her Howard Stern interview (from April or May of last year which I just got around to listening to) she came off pretty sweet and genuine and made a point to say she isn’t going to pretend she’s down…

Their*. Also, get a blog of your own. Christ. 

As a former reader of Highlights as well as Hidden Pictures (had my own subscription even!) I regret to inform the public how our President’s reading level is woefully below the level of both magazines. You had to be *somewhat* intelligent for most of their worksheets.

What is that from?

I’m sorry, uterus owners? 🙄

Wow. 

Something tells me it’s not a Jezebel first.

We wouldn’t need to eat animals if it were legal to instead eat men who can’t let a single thought of theirs go unexpressed. 

I live in the PNW, and “walking kombucha burp” just saved me eons of time thinking up witty ways to perfectly describe the men I’m with on half my dates.

I love how easily some on the so-called left will abandon pacifism to joke about VAW. “When not capitulating to those who prioritize their dick, some lefties like to relax by reflecting on memes with suggest violence against a subgroup of women is cute.” K whatever. 🙄

In Seattle, Paul Allen sits on our public housing board. Nobody seems to think this is fishy. Not even when new public housing is always for “mixed-income” families, meaning not-poors, and developed by Vulcan, Allen’s real estate company. The waiting list for public housing here is also about five years. In an…

The abuse of the word “chemicals” has to be one of my biggest peeves as of late. “Don’t eat that, it’s full of chemicals!” “What’s that smell? Chemicals?” Or, “I don’t use that lotion, it’s full of chemicals.”

History has shown when Democrats are in power they capitulate to the Republicans anyway. They are the party of eternal disappointment. I adore Pelosi, but she’s become ensconced in her centrist worldview. While that is acceptable for her constituents, it doesn’t work for the Democratic Party or the young people of the…

Given the choice between a Republican, and a Democrat who acts like a Republican, people will choose the Republican every time.

Either tone down the theatrics or amp them up into a revolution, AOC, and call people what they are. Mitch McC is quite possibly the downfall of humanity. Say so, cuz you don’t need to sugar coat it, and gesticulating is distracting.

I love her and love that she’s been morbid since she was little, as Dorothy in Return To Oz...which was not a happy film (but great nonetheless). I always wondered why she didn’t star in more movie roles. She was certainly good enough.

It was realistic to me...I have lived a worse version of her reproductive Russian roulette (great term, btw) in my 20s, and I’m not even the only woman I know who did the same or similar to themselves.

Maybe she’s trans, and privately transitioning. 

I’ve thought Lindy was a national treasure since a few years after I moved to Seattle in the early 2000s, but it’s her appearance on This American Life recently that made fatness click for me.