So, I was bored within the first few sentences. Contrasted with my being riveted earlier watching a segment of Obama’s speech from an Oklahoma federal prison. Damn, I’m going to miss him.

At one of Ira Glass’ live performances, he said he hired women and noticed after awhile he was working with only women, and feeling like he had to ask permission to include a make viewpoint. The way he told it was delightful, of course. He is one of the least sexist men ever, and hearing how it resonated with him was…

:D Mad hugs to you, girl

I love Sia since back in her tekno vocals day. #hipster Other great women who started out as vocalists for great DJ acts like Orbital, and Prodigy: Feist, Goldfrapp, Kelli Ali of Sneaker Pimps.

Jesus. This is one of the stupidest things I’ve read this month. And I like Vivienne Westwood and read Gawker Inc every day. What was she thinking? Rich idiot. Susan Sarandon she's not.

This is why we have to invent really tiny bear cubs. Also tiny T-Rexes. How cute would they be playing together!

Bearsplaining!

Also, homebear conquered it because girl bear helped. Still proving patriarchy.

Bears are pretty much right about everything.

Agreed. They should just whip out their dicks and use them for sword-thwapping, cuz that’s exactly what it looks like.

Feminism has to stand for things it disagrees with!

Rape a pregnant bitch and say we had a threesome isn’t really the kind of speech feminism should be advocating, either. I mean, duh that I even have to say such a thing. This isn’t your space cowboy fantasy, that type of shit happens to us. Stop thinking feminism has to appeal to every-fucking-body. Instead, think…

And here I thought it had been awhile since she kissed Jenner.

His excitement, it’s showing.

They’re tastier when they're smaller. In other news, they’re tastier when tbey’re smaller.

Awwww, Bobby. That's it. Get MAD about it. Put some back into it!

Please. They only recently bothered to discover that the clitoris is actually quite a large organ.

I’ve squirted naturally. It’s just something that happens when partners know what they’re doing. The rest of the time it’s clear urinary fluid. The end.

Microwaved is the best method of cooking bacon if you drape it over the sides of a bowl. I AM NOT LYING

To be fair, that other guy was kind of a stick in the mud/slightly self-loathing. Which is the genius of Key & Peele.