And Covid responded “No, Covid fucks YOU”.

Not a cult. Nope, not a cult at all.

This is why I said governors should have exempted churches from large gathering restrictions.  Just avoid the martyr complex bullshit and skip straight to the martyrdom.  Let’s see how many of them really believe in the magic they claim makes them superior.

Thank you for the penguin. Was gonna have to burn my eyes out, otherwise.

They say, “Fake news!! Lord Trump will save us all!!”

Who are you and where is your data?

Not rude at all. 

bUt MAh fReEduMZZZ!

This may seem rude and im normally a nice person, but fuck these guys. They dont deserve hospital beds or resources, because chances are these are the same people who would try to fight you over telling them to wear a mask, and call you a communist.

Unfortunately the bikes you’ll find at estate sales won’t be anything you’d want, unless you like chrome, tassels, and oil all over your garage floor. 

They know what they got (coronavirus)

That’s a real vent.

Yep.

Pack it in, everyone. It’s not gonna get better than the above comment.

For everybody saying this is cheating or that they could do this with the help of the dragster:

My legs hurt just looking at that.

There are unassisted speed records too. Calm down and appreciate someone who had the guts to go 184 mph on a bicycle. If you think that's not impressive, go look up the unassisted speed records. 

Ah yes, I’m here 45 minutes after your post hit the web and I’m not at all surprised at the commentariat’s general grumpiness. ‘Waaahhhh it looks like the turd I just pooped whilst on my bathroom break’ and the like.

Here come all the people that weren’t going to buy one anayway proclaiming that they aren’t going to buy one.