I vaguely remember a quick and dirty computer game based on her where she whipped hub caps at you and you had to dodge them and throw whiskey bottles back at her. A quick search revealed a dead link to a game called "Cap Attack" but no other results. Old memories die hard.

I'm going to guess there's not a lot of middle ground between those two.

Tranny Fail - That's what happens when you use a cheap knockoff of the original...

I'm gonna kick your ass one of these days nibbles.

If we could outsource outsourcing we'd have it made.

Note to Gov. John Kasich - There are no jobs in Michigan so I'm a bit unclear on how they will be exporting those jobs that don't exist to Ohio. But we can send you Flint if that will make you feel better.

There is a rabid following of one toaster magazine - Consumer Reports.

Yeah, you struck a nerve. Took a while to work it out. If you are as you say then you probably owe her a debt of gratitude as something of a pioneer. She paid a lot of dues for the alternative lifestyle, more than most. I'm older than 40 and she wasn't trendy or cool back then. She was considered more of a threat…

I'm partial to the halo headlights and the LED eyebrows on the newer Audis. Don't know why.

Well it may have been somewhat of a long shot.

Unlikely that it would be a problem I had to face I guess. I'm lucky if I can get a dent pulled out of an S-10 let alone worry about an F-40 tub. Stick that baby in an Ariel?

Once the ashtray is full it's time for a new Ferrari anyways. Send it back to the factory, it can be fixed. For a price. Nick Mason once said they were built by hand, they can be rebuilt by hand - or something to that effect.

My dad has an older 4.0 Wrangler, I haven't had much of a chance to check out the newer ones. Apparently I'm a little behind...

I probably knew that at one time but since I'm still rocking a 1985 S-10 Blazer, I'm a little out of touch.

Last I knew the Rubicon used coil springs for better articulation and the lower end Wranglers used leaf springs but that could have changed. It's likely the Rubicon was not representative of the lower end Jeeps regardless.

Nah, lawyer.

And yet she still has more class than you.

Uh, my mom drives an Impala.

Well if you're going to break one, break a nice one...

He was a character. He nicknamed me Rusty Fenders (my name is Russ) because of MY propensity to buy cars that are well past their prime. If you didn't lock your car he'd get in it and turn the radio all the way up and turn on all the wipers and stuff so the car would go crazy when you started it. He'd rake his…