Thank you. I'm always flattered that anyone can appreciate my somewhat brain damaged ramblings.

I rarely notice them but if I see a '79 Monza 3 blocks away I see that just fine.

Between figuring the potential costs involved in this and Atkinson's McLaren I'm not feeling nearly so bad about the fiberglass witch in my driveway. Thanks Jalopnik!

This is a new story? He wrecked it again?

The slams on Detroit, as bad as it is, have gotten old. Living in Michigan my whole life (so far) my take on it's decline have remained constant. As Michigan goes, so will the rest of the country. Ignore your ability to make things at your own peril. And now that the rest of the country is starting to catch up,…

Well I've been alive probably longer than I should have been. But I'm convinced too many people spend their lives afraid. Afraid of the consequences, afraid of their wives, afraid of what people might think, afraid of not having enough air bags. I'm getting old and most of my danger days are over, I hurt more than…

Either way someone is going to end up crying.

I don't have the energy to flip off much of anyone anymore unless they put me in immediate danger. I just pull to the right and let the traffic jam pass me by. I got nowhere to be that important.

If I wanted a fussy little underpowered furrin' car I'd probably opt for something more in my price range. Like this X1/9 for $2900. [lansing.craigslist.org]

My mechanics need me to fix their computers. We have an understanding...

Would have been a better message if he had actually done it to a mis-parked luxury car.

Because the "Not In Service" banner wasn't deployed. If it had been there would have been a parade to get into to the bus. It still would have taken them an hour or so to figure out why they weren't moving.

Kind of surprised it doesn't have some candy bar logo splashed across the sides and hood. But seriously if you are going to park like that, you're still too close to the store. But it could have been 4 handicapped spaces so there's that.

I bow to our Hungarian counter-steering overlords. How the hell he doesn't end up in the trees is besides me. I've driven trucks, buggies, bikes and more than a few cars down two tracks but nothing you needed to correct like that. That said, those trails look an awful lot like northern Michigan.

It would appear that I no longer have a choice in the matter. My delusions have never been particularly grand though. Just stuff I thought was a good idea rarely has been.

No way, I'm holding out for a Grandeur....

Thanks, it would appear that I may have taken one too many blows to the head...

I do too but I'm apparently insane. Unrequited love seems to be my stock in trade. I've got several people trying to figure out what it's problem is. We're missing something easy just not sure what yet, possibly a fuel pressure problem. There was no sense in buying a nice one as it has to sit outside year round…

This is actually a bit more representative of it's actual condition.