Pfft, I wouldn't give you 2 bits for it.

It's okay, I hate Microsoft even more. Fucking lemmings. It's all good, I mock anything.

How do ya really feel?

Congratulations, you made a truck neither Toyota or Ford fans will like for that price.

Funny thing was she never really bitched. She saved it all up for 10 years, let me have it all at once, and left me and the dog sitting there looking at each other going "WTF was that?".

Thanks Brian. And I knew you didn't need the whole story but I'm sure the context was somewhat fragmented. It is just what it is. An old beater car that needed a home and an old guy with nothing but time to kill. And that just needed a distraction. I do it with dogs too. I take the ones that have had heartworm…

Answer to the other question, 3rd year - I bought it in 2009 because I thought it might be fun to have a "Vette". I was divorced and she took the 455 Cutlass, I built it for her so I fucked up. Didn't realize it was going to be his and hers so soon. Vette was salvaged but that didn't matter to me, I'm not proud. …

Yes, yes I have. But I don't own a gun. Wouldn't be prudent. I'm ready to give it up for another year but I'm so close to being actually able to drive the medieval torture device.

From a mechanical standpoint I've replaced everything except the radiator (tested), the clutch fan, the distributor and the gas tank. Then the carb didn't work. Every motor it's been on has ended up with blow by so I don't want it on my new motor (after driving it a couple hundred miles before it occurred to me). …

The only saving grace is that there is now one Porsche that's uglier than my car.

On behalf of myself and my incredibly nasty Corvette I'd like to say "Fuck You" to both the owner and gun club. What a waste.

Just wait until Apple releases the iCar. It will be slow, instantly obsolete and useless for the most part but people will stand in line for days to get one so they can say "I got an iCar".

And here's the rocket powered version... [youtu.be]

I like my (somewhat) American cars. I've been driving them again since the early 90's and I don't have near the vitriol that people that have had one or two bad experiences have. Then again, it's just a fucking car. There are a couple that still give me a cold shudder (I'm looking at you Shelby Charger) but they…

Kids these days.

But I broke all the laws at once.

I had to go look the guy up. I had very little exposure to Jackass but I did catch an episode or two of Homewrecker by accident. Never put the two together. He drove what appeared to be a pretty badass Trans Am, probably the main reason I kept watching. I never really watched much of what any of that group did but…

NIBBLES! dammit. [youtu.be]

Detroit has always had a great music scene and an interesting underground. So yeah, Detroit has always been cool. Fuck 'em if they don't know.

In case Nibbles doesn't belch my link back up - [youtu.be]