And as an added bonus you don't have to worry about keeping them off the floor as you get older... ;-p

Every time I read the news I'm pretty sure the rednecks have taken over the world regardless. In most parts of the world it seems if you're different - that's a lynchin'.

Just wait and see what happens when he gets locked in his ZR-1

Stand back, I've been doing this my whole adult life.

Cold water and Tide...

I got nothin' against the south, just seemed like a convenient dividing point. It was really more of a metaphor or something, I tend to spew off the cuff.

Like those idiots need one more thing to divide them. Too busy grandstanding to get anything done, waste of oxygen and space. Should have let the south secede, pick a fucking side and stay on it. Should have been done like a divorce. We'll take abortion, John Lennon and gays. You take the "war on drugs", Glenn…

So if you (please forgive me) blow the tranny and remove the stick does that make it post-op?

That's nothing, I've made 2 ex-wives not scream.

Perversion loves company, or so the "escorts" tell me...

I live for other people's jokes. I have a 95 S-10 I bought new. I have a 2004 Ion I bought new. I just traded up from a 99 Taurus to a 2003 Sable. Amidoinitrite? ;-)

I'd buy one just to paint it flat black and stick a giant bat on the hood.

For those that just fell off the turnip truck...

Looks like you blew a seal.

They shoulda released it March 20th cause it looks like an Equinox.

I go out of my way to buy cars that ran far too long. I want one that the basic platform went for 2 or 3 generations. Every mechanic knows how to fix one and every parts store has the basic replacement parts. And they're cheap because resale suffered. But I'm not the target audience here and I know it.

There's certainly worse things to have stuck in your head than ZZ Top.

Ya know, getting out of the car is pretty high on my list of wants. At some point I'd be real curious about a) why there wasn't a typical knob somewhere on the door that unlocks it and b) what that damn lever did down by the floor. On the other hand I can't afford nice stuff and all you need to do to get out of my…

Makes me think of the man that got assaulted by the guy and his kid on the Corvette in the Target (I think) parking lot. He coulda used that... Nice one.

It is now... My last winter beater was a 200,000 mile DOHC Taurus so I already had 2 sets of wheels and tires for it. Figured it was working so I'd keep doing it. Keeps it simple. At least the Sable is a little better looking (subjectively). Damn Taurus looks like a Flounder.