That video is about as close as I'll ever get to a Ferrari.

Sigh..

All of a sudden I'm picturing Billy Mays hawking this thing for $19.95. But wait, there's more...

Pussies, afraid of a little torque steer. No different than a big V8, you just make sure you got it pointed the way you want to go before you hit the big pedal and adjust accordingly. Either one will put you into the weeds if you're a dweeb. Dammitman, grow a pair.

It must be true, I read it on the Internet...

That's more succinct, for sure.

Generally the wife keeps them somewhere in a jar. I only lost one per divorce but after two divorces...

So it's a battle with Honda to see who can get the most castrated males on the hook.

Well done...

To some extent I wish they'd find some new monikers. Specially after what they did to the SS badge in the 90's. SS378 doesn't really have a good ring to it. Only really old guys and gearheads are going to recognize COPO. But screw it, when you're putting down 550/550 you can call it whatever the hell you like. …

Well, you know the old saying. You can have it fast and cheap but it won't be good. You can have it fast and good but it won't be cheap. You can have it good and cheap but it won't be fast.

Hey, it's more than meets the eye.

So many other cars I would have liked to have out of that collection, this isn't even on the map. It doesn't do it for me but I'll still have to go with Nice Price because it's weird. And weird is good.

I'm not sure where we are but I think we could all use some sterile wipes at this point.

So cave drawings were pretty much just an early YouTube - got it.

Someone smarter than myself might be able to rig something up but they are heavy and the mechanisms are quite Rube Goldberg in nature (to me anyway). You'd almost have to have something similar to a block and tackle to increase the amount of force you'd have to impose on the lights to raise them and keep them up. …

Somebody smarter than myself might be able to but the mechanism isn't easily converted to mechanical. It would take a lot of force to pull them open and get them to stay open. Even with what little vacuum was making it through my system it was a bear to get one of them open. The other one isn't great either. Once…

Looks like my ex-wife's fatass in a hospital gown.

Well now that I have a complete piece of crap, I can kinda see what I did wrong.

You can blame whomever you like. I've lived here 47 years, there's plenty of it to go around.