@Irishman — AARGH!: It's worse than that, a Sable.

Oh crap, I savor a Saturn Ion. This is not good.

I'd like to winch my cable through her fairlead roller.

@mytdawg: Correction, I think he's Finnish. One of them damn places with too much snow and not enough to do.

I know this guy is Norwegian but he's got to be involved somehow.

I always wanted a Big Wheel. Didn't have Power Wheels when I was a kid. The battery powered stuff was crap.

@My X-type is too a real Jaguar: I loved those things. SSP's rocked.

Didn't matter what I drove. I couldn't have gotten laid in a monkey whorehouse with a pickup truck full of bananas.

Crap, I'm supposed to remember the first time I had a girl in a car? Uhhhhh. It was likely a 1970 Monte Carlo although it may have been my 1973 Vega. If it was the Vega I probably lost her through a rust hole.

They just couldn't find a Cassini Matador so they built one out of a BMW.

Needs more whale penis. That's terrible. Boy is that terrible. Who would do that to a car?

@Simplify, then add beer: Least I can do. Well at this age it might be the most I can do...

Well said. I was avoiding it but as I often do, I have a story.

@kyvland: Probably not, pricks have "people" for that kind of thing.

@wkiernan: I suspect the Saturn and "rainbow loving" covers that. At least partially.

Chalk up one more for the 507 = BMW camp. Pretty car.

@Novaload: Well if they card us we'll just pull our plaid pants up around our armpits and go find someplace else.

@AzureStarline: I think those are the same 60% that think the left lane is for cars and the right lane is for trucks. But I've been wrong before.

@Smells_Homeless: Well math is hard for some people.

@Novaload: And yet still too young for the senior discount. It's not fair.