I honestly have never hated anyone as much in my fucking life. Literally everything he does wants me to punch a hole in the wall. His hand motions, the way he condescendingly looks down like “calm” when reporters are asking question, he’s muffin top build...everything about that man is punchable.

Fuck all this sympathy for Melania. She fucking married him.

Brentford you gloryhunter!

He can do whatever he wants. He is amazing. Anyone that can promo for Brock Lesnar (the worst wrestler ever), can hold shit down.

Said no one ever!

Lukaku and Barkley are headed to West London. Mark it.

He is screaming for someone like Paul E. Dangerously.

Chuck Lorre is the fucking worst. WORST.

Chuck Lorre is the fucking worst. WORST.

I live in Pittsburgh, grew up in Philly. Never considered Pittsburgh Midwest but the people here certainly identify as Midwestern.

I actually blame the agents. Who would allow their client to sign a contract that is worded in such a way?

2 months in and I’ve barely DOCKED my Switch!! That’s what I love, the versatility.

Normal skateboards are vertical. Let’s not take our eye off whats important, it does not hover.

Evidently the Zune is huge on Earth. It holds like 300 songs. Way better than your Walkman.

It really whips the llama’s ass.

I thought I was the only one who this drives nuts! It’s not a damn “hoverboard”. It has two wheels, call it a horizontal skateboard.

That’s because most of their picks are really #2's.

Raise your hand if you work in the healthcare/insurance industry and are on your 16 hour today now....

Sheryl Crow will do that to a man.

May 12th, 2017 - Tom Brady announced as cover for Madden