Not shocked someone has to comment and shit on something other people enjoy.

Growing up my grandfather would take me to Phillies games and tell me about the A’s. My parents live a couple miles from where the A’s museum was. In college I wrote a book about why the A’s had to leave Philadelphia. Sadly I am far too familiar with this piece of trivia.

Damn Marlins man looks some much better these days.

“Plaintiff believed the group was going outside for lawful purposes.” Give me a fucking freaking Donald Trump...everyone knows what people mean when they say let’s step outside.

Yes, the Philadelphia A’s Historical Society exists too. They even ran a museum and used to have regular meetings.

Look at her boss and ask the same.

Yeah that’s where I am at with Puzzle Droids....

Yes but this douchebags can (and do) make babies and spread their evilness.

Dalessandro’s for life. Any Philadelphian worth a shit knows Pats and Genos suck.

Derp you’re right. I should know that having spent the first 30 years of my life in Philly and the last 10 in Pittsburgh.

I hate white people. I say this as a white man who has reproduced.

Correct. I believe it’s the only K east of the Mississippi but I am too lazy to double check.

And there would have been Arsenal is great references, Messi is God and MLS sucks at the end because Billy gonna Billy.

OMG people stop with those fake hairlines shaved into your head. It looks dumb. Stop.

Except Marmite...fuck the English and their God foresaken Marmite. My English roommate used to eat it when I was single in my 20s. Worst. Smell. Ever.

Wrong...in the NRA version the white guys are hunting them.

Everytime I think I should give EVE a try, I read an article like this and realize NOPE.

God just get rid of Brock Lesnar. He’s useless and sucks...and sucks not in a way that draws heat. He sucks because he’s just so damn BORING. Give Paul Heyman to someone useful. He’s being wasted with Lesnar.

Not Breaking News: Mike Milbury is an asshole.

Spurs gonna Spurs.