Puerto Rico has more congressional representation than DC.

I have a feeling Antoine goes to United, Lukaku goes back to Chelsea and Costa back to Atletico. Everton left holding the bag.

I have worked for the Pirates...Greg Brown lacks a sense of humor.

Typical hockey fan:

Also, this partly why phones and iPads are popular with younger kids more than consoles.

AMEN! As parent’s to a 3 and 5 year old sons, this is the only reason why I don’t own a PS4 or XB1 but instead a Wii U, N3DSXL and a Switch. They have games my kids can play and enjoy.

This really should be comment of the year.

To be fair, that show was on TV for about 20 years.

To be fair, if you hire Drace Malfoy as your realtor, what do you expect?

I am 39. I have never had an impromptu nosebleed. It’s always been from digging too much.

I struggle to think Nantz is in the 1%.

Dear author,

THIS. I play Pokemon Online more than anything else simply because I can pick up a pack for my son and I can get a pack online.

I wish they got their act together and didn’t make a shit electronic product.

My opinion of a typical hockey fan:

This is exactly why hockey sucks....that and Canada of course.

Headline: 10 Uses for WD-40 That Don’t Involve Lubricating Something

I believe that cut off season tickets are 30k.

God you are so insufferable. Can we please have former soccer writer Greg Howard back? At least he wrote with earnestness, sense and purpose.

My dog LOVES grapes. I loves them. He’d lick them around the room and the eat them. I asked my vet, she said if he is eating 5 or 6 it’s but not to give him a whole bag. Same with chocolate.