I put those mofo’s on hold.

He gets awesome FAST.

you can take out 90's....this applies to any period of time. Anthony Mason was so f’ing hard.

Not enough stars.

Actually they do. I know because I work for one.

This Knicks - Melo saga getting more annoying than the Nuggets - Melo saga.

Trump just says “I would never rent to those types”

Having worked in restaurants through most of my teens and early 20's, I was going to say some kind of bodily fluid.

Most underrated of all chili ingredients.

I feel like such a loner. I am the only American who hates both avocado (texture is gross) and Siracha (just nasty). I feel like I am missing something.

I know I should get more out of this article than this but is “Zephyr Teachout” his real name?  If so, well done.  Top 5 name in the world ever.

You lost me at wypipo.

MLS is trying to make a lot of the same mistakes the NHL made in the 90s. Expansion is one of the them. The league is too diluted.

That’s cute.

Like America?

How is Owain not winning!?!?

I think he means currently. You are talking about what Djokovic has the ability to do over the next 3 years or so...he hasn’t done that yet. As of right now I think the Cantab is saying Federer is the best.

Here’s a hot take...I guarantee you can’t tell the difference between 900p and 1080p.

I work in IT for a network of hospitals...confirm. It’s ridiculous (in a good way) the security in place.

As the only certified analrapist in on Deadspin, allow me to respond...Carmelo would be better if instead of orange he wore blue sleeves to match his jersey. He just blue himself.