I know I should get more out of this article than this but is “Zephyr Teachout” his real name?  If so, well done.  Top 5 name in the world ever.

You lost me at wypipo.

MLS is trying to make a lot of the same mistakes the NHL made in the 90s. Expansion is one of the them. The league is too diluted.

That’s cute.

Like America?

How is Owain not winning!?!?

I think he means currently. You are talking about what Djokovic has the ability to do over the next 3 years or so...he hasn’t done that yet. As of right now I think the Cantab is saying Federer is the best.

Here’s a hot take...I guarantee you can’t tell the difference between 900p and 1080p.

I work in IT for a network of hospitals...confirm. It’s ridiculous (in a good way) the security in place.

As the only certified analrapist in on Deadspin, allow me to respond...Carmelo would be better if instead of orange he wore blue sleeves to match his jersey. He just blue himself.

She couldn’t have spent much on prosthetics I don’t think because they were terrible.

I started reading...then realized I didn’t care about either of these people but decided to post here and let you all know that because it’s Friday and I am bored at work.

If Obamacare were called Trumpcare, Republicans wouldn’t hate it.

I would agree and disagree. I am in Big Brothers/Big Sisters. A few years ago I got tickets from them for my “little” and I. He is black and had very little exposure to hockey. During warmups (we got there really early since he had never even seen a hockey arena before) he turned to me and asked “Who’s the black guy…

Keep talking out your ass. You’re talking about a small minority of Penn State people. I went there. I visit there almost monthly. You’re wrong.

Bad jokes do not equal racism or prejudice. It’s a bad joke. A dumb joke. It hacky material. I get that Wilcox isn’t a comedian but at the same time, it’s an off the cuff comment. This guy is so offended but I bet he’s made a comment before about white people and mayonaisse. We love that shit but the joke is still…

Nope, a hairpiece in every embassy.

THIS. If you watch the MK one it’s clear the two football players know what they are doing. It’s Conan who is at a loss.

Exactly...it’s not making fun of gamers. It’s making fun of Conan, which is Conan’s schtick and he’s been doing it since the 90's. He’s a middle aged, 6'6'’, pasty pale white redhead. The premise of the sketch is that HE is viewing the game as someone who doesn’t play games...and when you look at it like that, it’s…

You’re 100% right. It’s the gamer complex and I hate it. These sketches are hilarious. Also saying that celebrities don’t play games is just false as Elijah Wood was trying to educate Conan...that’s what made it funny. Also didn’t he have Ronda Rousey on recently talking about playing WoW with Vin Diesel?