This along with your username is awesome.

Wait is DOM back full-time. Could all my prayers to Jobu have come true!?

Thank you for this....way too much attention to Wentz, even though I love what he’s done, when it’s been the D so far for the Eagles.

No, the killing is one thing...it was the way he had them killed (by a horse eating them, starting with the dick) and then making them into a chili and serving it to the couples son! He made Scott Tenorman eat his parents while Radiohead says how lame Scott Tenorman is.

I don’t get home too often anymore (living in Pittsburgh sucks) but I have noticed that the “Philly soft pretzel factory” chain is fucking everywhere. They are ok but they aren’t great...and pretzels should not be fucking warm.

Do you remember around the mid-90's there was a news report showing the pretzel vendors peeing in bushes and then coming back out to sell pretzels.

I don’t know where you live but I think people from the outside are really missing something here. I grew up in Philly and 38 years old. I love baseball, basketball and football (fuck hockey). It took until I was 30 years old to see one of my teams win a championship, the 2008 Phillies. With that in mind, sure most…

I will stand by the statement that “Scott Tenorman Must Die” is the best episode in the history of television.

It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury signifying nothing.

I thought he really shined in Dunston Checks In.

The best Marshawn story:

Poor Kevin Malone with always been Kevin Malone. It’s Kramer syndrome. Somehow Constanza beat the rap.

Somewhere, OJ Simpson is nodding, “he gets it man”.

Welshy McWelshface

Not meet the concrete of Veterans Stadium (how I adored going to games there). I believe Tom Waddle also sustained his career ending injury that same game.

LOL the water bottle hits the huddle of players and all of them grab their heads even though it only directly hit 2-3. I love this game but I fucking hate Barca.

Exactly...the NBA is classy. They teach their plays to finish in the condom and then put that damn thing in your pocket.

Here in Shittsburgh the Steelers literally have about 90% of politicians and all the police on the payroll essentially.

I’m the III so what do I know nut I had two sons and refused to let the lineage of dumb naming continue.

Nothing to see here. He was clearly saying “Trunk, trunk trunk. That girl got junk in the trunk.”